Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Sunday, March 10, 2013

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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Goa students to get tablets, notebooks for Rs 25

Students in Goa can now get a tablet PC or a notebook for just Rs 25. The digital largesse is a part of the Goa government education department's initiative to familiarise Class V and VII students with computers in order to "prepare them for the life ahead and get them curious about the e-systems", according to additional director education Anil Powar. "General category students will have to pay only Rs.25 while SC and ST students will have to pay Rs.10 to register for the scheme," Powar told reporters here Tuesday. The official said that the state government was making arrangements for purchasing nearly 50,000 notebooks and tablet PCs...

Monday, January 21, 2013

Instagram boasts 90 million monthly active users, 40 million photos per day

Instagram might have gotten some crazy backlash from its policy changes back in December, for which they pulled an about face and returned it back to normal. However, a lot users were done with the service at that point, and vowed to switch to an alternative. Then again, that doesn’t seem to be scaring Instagram too much, as the company has reported 90 million monthly active users, as well as 40 million photos being posted per day. AllThingsD notes that the service’s monthly active user base is actually up 10% from last month, so it seems that the privacy policy debacle wasn’t a huge deal for its users after all. Instagram’s Kevin System says...

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Samsung Galaxy S3: wireless charging a possibility

Reports from Korea suggest the Samsung Galaxy S3 may come with wireless charging capabilities allowing you to say goodbye to that fiddly night-time plug in ritual. According to an anonymous source, Korean publication DDaily says it has been told that the hotly-anticipated Galaxy S3 will allow users to do away with wires as it will arrive with a built in inductive charger. The source goes on to say that the Galaxy S3 will be able to charge from a distance of 1-2 meters from the charger base. Look mum, no wires! Wireless charging is nothing new, with a variety of cases and charging mats currently available on the market to suit a range of handsets...

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Which type of woman...

Which type of woman do you like? 1. HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything you say and do, FOREVER. 2. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can't do anything right, but you can't live without her. 3. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for only your basic needs. 4. SCREENSAVER Woman: She is good for nothing functional, but at least she is exciting, colorful, and lots of fun. 5. INTERNET Woman: Difficult to access and hard to keep running. 6. SERVER Woman: Claims to be available to you, but Always busy when you need her. 7. MULTIMEDIA Woman: She has a way of making horrible things look very...

Thursday, July 14, 2011

The Golden words are not Repeated

Love your job but don't love your Company, Because you may not know when your company stops loving you. - Dr. ABDUL KALAM What is the Secret of SUCCESS? "RIGHT DECISIONS" How do you make Right Decisions? "EXPERIENCE" How do you get Experience? "WRONG DECISIONS!" - Dr. ABDUL KALAM Without your involvement you can't succeed. With your involvement you can't fail. - Dr. ABDUL KALAM You are not responsible for what people think about you. But you are responsible for what you give them to think about you. - STANLEY FERRARD A man is lucky if he is the first love of a Woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man. - CHARLES...

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Customer complaint - good one !!!

Customer complaint : - Good one!!! Caller : - Hi, our printer is not working. Customer Service : - What is wrong with it? Caller : - Mouse is jammed... Customer Service : - Mouse? Printers don't have a mouse you fool..! Caller : - Mmmmm? Oh really? I will send a picture. Scroll down? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .   Moral : - Customer is always right listen him thoroughly and believe what he is saying....

The Famous Failed People - LUCK REALLY MATTERS

LUCK REALLY MATTERS Bill Gates: Gates didn't seem like a shoe-in for success after dropping out of  Harvard and starting a failed first business with Microsoft co-founder Paul Allen called Traf-O-Data. While this early idea didn't work, Gates' later work did, creating the global empire that is Microsoft. Walt Disney: Today Disney rakes in billions from merchandise, movies and theme parks around the world, but Walt Disney himself had a bit of a rough start. He was fired by a newspaper editor because, "he lacked imagination and had no good ideas." After that, Disney started a number of businesses that didn't last too long and ended with...

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Acer launches Android-based Liquid Metal

Acer has expanded its Smartphone portfolio in the country with the addition of Acer Liquid Metal. Acer Liquid Metal is based on Android 2.2 (Froyo) operating system and runs on 800MHz Qualcomm Snapdragon Core processor. Measuring 115 X 63 X 13.5mm inches, the Smartphone has a curved 3.6" display with a TFT capacitive touch screen. The Smartphone has a stainless steel battery cover, which is solid and resistant. The Liquid Metal supports HSDPA for on-the-go Internet access at speeds up to 14.4Mbps as well as Wi-Fi allowing data transfer 10 times faster than previous devices. The LED signal on the upper part of the telephone notifies the user...

Sunday, March 13, 2011

ViewSonic ViewPad 10 tablet review

The first dual-boot tablet is surely worth a look, but needs a price cut.  There are a lot of tablets that have been launched in India within the past few months and more are on the verge of being launched. Most tablet manufacturers have chosen to go with Android as the operating system, whereas few others have chosen Windows 7. However, ViewSonic comes with a tablet that dual boots both operating system, that almost provides the user best of both sides. Looks & Ergonomics The ViewPad 10 is not the slimmest or the sexiest tablet out there, but its got a vibrant 10.1” display. There are three touch sensitive buttons on the matte...

HP Dreamscreen Review

A fancy desktop with lots of eye candy, but very limited use Touchscreen tablets are expected to be the top selling gadget this year. With around 100 tablets announced at CES, touchscreen devices seem to be the direction to go. Looking at all the hype, HP has tried to go a step ahead and instead of providing a portable tablet; they incorporated touch-screen into their new desktop offering called the DreamScreen. The DreamScreen is pure eye candy in terms of looks. This All-in-one desktop has a large 18.5” display with 1366 x 768 resolution. The display has a clear plastic bezel around the display frame that adds to the looks of the system....

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Interview Tips

Entering in the Room Enter in the room with due permission of the interviewer. Shake hands firmly and wish the interviewer as per time of day. Radiate your confidence with smile. Dress conservatively. Be always on time. Be a stickler for promptness while answering the questions with aplomb. Spontaneity is the buzzword. Remember the interviewer's name. Body Language When the interviewer tells you to sit or gestures you to sit down then do so after thanking him. Look alert. Sit up erect. Maintain eye contact with the interviewer all the time. Speak with confidence and assurance. Interviewers like candidates who are not shaky but are enthusiastic...

TAX...... TAX......... TAX............ What a Great job from Govt. !

1) Qus.: What are you doing? Ans.: Business. Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX 2) Qus.: What are you doing in Business? Ans.: Selling the Goods. Tax : PAY SALES TAX 3) Qus.: From where are you getting Goods? Ans.: From other State/Abroad Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI 4) Qus.: What are you getting in Selling Goods? Ans.: Profit. Tax : PAY INCOME TAX 5) Qus.: How do you distribute profit ? Ans : By way of dividend Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX 6) Qus.: Where you Manufacturing the Goods? Ans.: Factory. Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY 7) Qus.: Do you have Staff? Ans.: Yes Tax: PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX 8) Qus.: Doing business in Millions? Ans.: Yes Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX ? Ans : No Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax 9) Qus.: Are you taking...

Saturday, August 28, 2010

What is More Costly in INDIA ???

What is More Costly in INDIA, Petrol, Coffee, After shave lotion, Printer ink??????????????????????????????? surely, your answer will be PETROL Scroll down and check the fact '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' ''' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' Diesel (regular) in Mumbai: Rs. 36.08 per litre Petrol (regular unleaded) in Mumbai: Rs. 50.51 per litre Coca Cola 330 ml can: Rs. 20 = Rs. 61 per litre Dettol antiseptic 100 ml Rs. 20 = Rs. 200 per litre Radiator coolant 500 ml Rs. 160 = Rs. 320 per litre Pantene conditioner 400 ml Rs. 165 = Rs. 413 per litre Medicinal mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml Rs. 45 = Rs. 450 per litre...

kamaal ka salesman

Ek bar ek Shopping Mall ne ek naya gujarati salesman hire kiya. Salary badhne lagi-din dugni, raat chauguni. Boss ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna hai. Boss Mall par aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bechraha tha. Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa. Ladke ne fishing-rod bech di. Customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka bola Rs.800/-. Yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur bola, itne mehange shoes pahankar fishing karne jayenge? Ek sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye, customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye. Ab ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega, customer ne cap bhi kharid li. Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna padega, kuchch eatables, wafer, biscuits, bhi le...

How to Save a Papaya?

HOW TO SAVE a PAPAYA FROM FALLING FROM A TREE Think Think Come on keep thinking .......!! You are thinking too hard....... But No use!!! ...

Friday, August 27, 2010

Kutta, Sher Aur Bandar

Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans rookh gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha. Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher soch mein pad gayaa. Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!" Aur sher wahan se jaan bachaa ke bhaaga. Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usse zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega.....

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Letter from Sardarji to Mr. Bill Gates

Letter from SARDARJI TO MR. BILL GATES OF MICROSOFT subject: Problems with my new computer Dear Mr. Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button.. We request you to check this. 2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting. 3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. 4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify...

Monday, January 18, 2010

Think Different....... Really Interesting

Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round No one will GET second chance to impress Very very Impressive Questions and Answers Question 1: What will you do if I run away with your sister?" The candidate who was selected answered “I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir" Question 2: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant Girl? - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband. Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked. Question 3: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is...

Thursday, December 24, 2009

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB

HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB? Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in The room and close the door. Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze The situation. If they are counting the Bricks.... Put them in the accounts Department. If they are recounting them... Put them in auditing.. If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in engineering -Design. If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in planning. If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in operations. If they are sleeping. Put them in security. ...

 
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