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Sanket Barot
What is More Costly in INDIA, Petrol, Coffee, After shave lotion, Printer ink??????????????????????????????? surely, your answer will be PETROL Scroll down and check the fact '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' ''' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' '' Diesel (regular) in Mumbai: Rs. 36.08 per litre Petrol (regular unleaded) in Mumbai: Rs. 50.51 per litre Coca Cola 330 ml can: Rs. 20 = Rs. 61 per litre Dettol antiseptic 100 ml Rs. 20 = Rs. 200 per litre Radiator coolant 500 ml Rs. 160 = Rs. 320 per litre Pantene conditioner 400 ml Rs. 165 = Rs. 413 per litre Medicinal mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml Rs. 45 = Rs. 450 per litre...
Saturday, August 28, 2010
kamaal ka salesman
Ek bar ek Shopping Mall ne ek naya gujarati salesman hire kiya. Salary badhne lagi-din dugni, raat chauguni. Boss ne socha is ladke se mujhe milna hai. Boss Mall par aaya, usne dekha ladka ek customer ko fishing-rod bechraha tha. Woh door khada ho kar hi usko customer se deal karte dekhne lagaa. Ladke ne fishing-rod bech di. Customer ne kaha kitne rupaye, ladka bola Rs.800/-. Yeh kahkar ladke ne customer ke shoes dekhe aur bola, itne mehange shoes pahankar fishing karne jayenge? Ek sport shoe bhi kharid lijiye, customer ne sport shoes bhi kharid liye. Ab ladke ne kaha talaab kinare dhoop mein baithna padega, ek cap bhi kharid lijiye to theek rehega, customer ne cap bhi kharid li. Ab ladke ne kaha, machli pakadne mein bahut intezar karna padega, kuchch eatables, wafer, biscuits, bhi le...
How to Save a Papaya?
HOW TO SAVE a PAPAYA FROM FALLING FROM A TREE Think Think Come on keep thinking .......!! You are thinking too hard....... But No use!!! ...
Friday, August 27, 2010
Kutta, Sher Aur Bandar
Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uskii taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans rookh gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" usne socha. Phir usne saamane kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. Is bar sher soch mein pad gayaa. Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kara bhago!" Aur sher wahan se jaan bachaa ke bhaaga. Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achha hai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon - sher se dosti ho jayegi aur usse zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega.....
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Fingerprint Time Attendance System - Time Counts In Office
Fingerprint Time Clock and Recorder to be used as a business clocking in/out system for employees. No more cards, no more paperwork, no more hassle! This digital fingerprint access terminal and data logger registers finger prints for time management and can also work as an authorized personnel access device (door unlocking) when attached to electronic doors. For Employment - The purpose of this device is to help employers and employees more easily record daily time worked. This model fingerprint time attendance unit helps companies to manage attendance records more easily (it comes with professional attendance software that lets you...
Incredible India
Q. What is India? 1. A Nation where Pizza reachs home Faster than Ambulance and Police! 2. A nation where you get Car Loan @ 6% but Education Loan @ 12% 3. A nation where Rice is Rs.4 0 but Sim card is Rs.10 4. A nation where people standing at tea stall reading an article in newspaper about child labour and saying "Yaar bacho se kaam krwane walo ko to faansi pe chada dena chahiye" and then they shout "Oye CHOTU 3 chai la!" Thats INDIA our Incredible INDIA. - JMD Computer Give Comment...
Sunday, August 1, 2010
WHY india is in trouble.
Population: 110 crore 9 crore retired 37 crore in state Govt; 20 crore in central Govt. (Both categories don't work) 1 crore IT professional (don't work for India ) 25 crore in school 1 crore are under 5 years 15 crore unemployed 1..2 crore u can find anytime in hospitals Statistics says u find 79,99,998 people anytime in jail The Balance “Two” are U & Me. U are busy "checking Mails /sending fwds" - JMD Computer ...
Convert text from image files using Free-OCR
If you don’t know, OCR stands for Optical Character Recognition and is mainly used to identify and extract characters from images, mostly from scanned pages. Free-OCR is a free and easy to use web service using which you can extract text from your image files in few simple steps. Go to Free-Ocr.com. Click on the “Browse” button to upload your image. Enter the CAPTCHA code. Select the language of the text in image file from the drop down menu. Click on the “Send File’ button. Wait while your image is being uploaded on the server and it is processed. A text box...
